Just here for laughs (and maybe make a few friends). If you're not contributing to the comedy, I'll more than likely block you (that means your kissey face, too cool for everyone, and self-centered pics will get you blocked). Again, just having fun. I never take the internet serious.

Would you please photoshop the cows out of the photo? - Imgur

Would you please photoshop the cows out of the photo? - Imgur

Saw this girl on my Instagram feed. Couldn’t help it. - Imgur

Saw this girl on my Instagram feed. Couldn’t help it. - Imgur

Nic Cage: A talent for all ages

As a dog lover, i think i really need to share this pic to everybody here - Imgur

As a dog lover, i think i really need to share this pic to everybody here - Imgur

Ok, that’s enough. Now return my spawn, human. - Imgur

Ok, that’s enough. Now return my spawn, human. - Imgur

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

Never fuck up a classic, bitch!

This true


badab1ng:

Same.


"it’s not racist/discrimination, just a preference"  :D

badab1ng:

Same.

"it’s not racist/discrimination, just a preference"  :D

This is awesome.

fyspringfield:

The Simpsons - Kitchen Sink by FXX

Only when I’m really shit faced

Only when I’m really shit faced

(Source: thingsfittingperfectlyintothings)

vinegod:

How to get a pug’s attention by Nicholas Megalis

Gay dog

laughingatmynightmare:

laughingatmynightmare:

I’m doing a giveaway for my book this week! 
From today (7/20) until next Sunday (7/27) if you email me a screenshot of your receipt for preordering my book, I will send you a few top secret photos from the photo shoot I did for the cover. Real seductive stuff here people, you will almost definitely be printing and hanging these above your bed. (The receipts can be from earlier than this week, though. Any time is fine!)
Send your proof of purchase to shane.burcaw@gmail.com and if you still need to get your copy, go here: shaneburcawbooks.com
You are all helping me get closer to my dream of making a big impact on the world! Thank you! 

eeeeeeeek!

laughingatmynightmare:

laughingatmynightmare:

I’m doing a giveaway for my book this week! 

From today (7/20) until next Sunday (7/27) if you email me a screenshot of your receipt for preordering my book, I will send you a few top secret photos from the photo shoot I did for the cover. Real seductive stuff here people, you will almost definitely be printing and hanging these above your bed. (The receipts can be from earlier than this week, though. Any time is fine!)

Send your proof of purchase to shane.burcaw@gmail.com and if you still need to get your copy, go here: shaneburcawbooks.com

You are all helping me get closer to my dream of making a big impact on the world! Thank you! 

eeeeeeeek!

Straight men love lesbians … straight women love gay men

Straight men love lesbians … straight women love gay men

(Source: feymark)