Just here for laughs (and maybe make a few friends). If you're not contributing to the comedy, I'll more than likely block you (that means your kissey face, too cool for everyone, and self-centered pics will get you blocked). Again, just having fun. I never take the internet serious.

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter drinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar. EPIC.

Fucking AWESOME!!!

Pussy violently attacking the dick

Pussy violently attacking the dick

(Source: ostharink)

when pranks go wrong

(Source: fuks)

Brand new Jaguar driver believes he’s too important to sit in traffic. Insta-karma smackdown. - Imgur

Brand new Jaguar driver believes he’s too important to sit in traffic. Insta-karma smackdown. - Imgur

When your devout mother asks you what you think of the dinner she made on Good Friday DO NOT say “He Pied For Our Dins” - Imgur

"Jesus Crust"

When your devout mother asks you what you think of the dinner she made on Good Friday DO NOT say “He Pied For Our Dins” - Imgur

"Jesus Crust"

Tumblr Everybody - Imgur

Tumblr Everybody - Imgur

Up in here - Imgur

Up in here - Imgur

Winner of the Finnish Nature Image 2013 — Swallowed Alive - Imgur

Winner of the Finnish Nature Image 2013 — Swallowed Alive - Imgur

My little brothers shirt… - Imgur

My little brothers shirt… - Imgur

This guy knows how to live - Imgur

This guy knows how to live - Imgur

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

Brilliant!!

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

Brilliant!!

It just makes sense

It just makes sense

(Source: futureboy3000)

zackisontumblr asked:

<3

back at ya, Bucko!!

zackisontumblr:

I am a Cell Phone!? (x)

Thanks! Now because of this video, I’m going to have the hardest time “upgrading” later on.

And because of this, I now call my cell “Zack”. Not “Siri”! Fuck that Siri ho!! Zack it is!!

Fuck the police

Fuck the police